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October
So it’s almost October – which used to signal apple cider, birthday cake, and Halloween for me. Now it’s the month where I dread the arrival of pink-themed merchandise and magazines filled with...
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Dubstep Kicks
Just so we can document (again) how very bad I am with electronics, I’m sad to tell you I’ve killed my computer (again). While I try to resurrect this bitch (again) I’ll distract you with a video...
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50/50
I did it. I wasn’t sure I’d be able to, but I did. I would have probably chickened out if it hadn’t been for Rocco. And now I’m super glad I did. I went to see the new movie, 50/50. Just in case you...
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Reconnaissance Mission
Doctor: So your baby is in the 90th percentile. Me: Fuck. Doctor: There are certain risks for a vaginal birth with a baby of this size. Me: *deep breath* Doctor: Even if you can pass the head,...
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My Chunk of Change
So. Um. Hi. I don’t even know where to begin. I’m not even sure I’m really ready to begin. You know what, let’s just start with a picture. Yes. Paul is here. And while I’m trying to comprehend...
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Danny’s Uke
Not that this song is for Danny. Well, not the Dan/Dannys I know anyway. I imagine Kenny Loggins wrote it for some Danny somewhere, but this uke is for Rocco. I guess I could have entitled it...
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The M Word
Apparently it’s going to take me more than three months to not squirm at the “m word.” And no, I don’t mean moist. So. I’ve been a…*cough*…a mo…*swallow*…a moth…*cough, cough*…a mothe…*ahem*…a MOTHER...
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Blue Balled
My feet were on the floor before I could fully register the sound. The fuck? I was sure I’d heard a crash. The lamps on the bedside table had rattled, hadn’t they? My water glass scraped against...
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The Second Oldest Profession
Rocco: You look nice this morning. Me: No. Rocco: *waggles eyebrows* Me: No. Rocco: *jerks head towards bedroom* Me: No. Rocco: I didn’t even ask anything yet. Me: No. Rocco: Let’s go in the...
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Don’t Call it a Comeback
Him: So you know how sometimes I go and book the flights for our vacations without telling you? Me: *blank stare* Him: And then you get really mad. And then you get excited. And then you figure out all...
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